my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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