And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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