I accidentally burped into my bong.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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