if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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