Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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