After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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