White coat. Heels.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
