that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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