Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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