I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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