doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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