No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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