I'm gonna have a badass scar
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This is the high leading the old right now
The uberlube is also flammable
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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