Midget sex pt 2 tonight
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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