Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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