I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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