I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
