Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm like, not good at living.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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