should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Randomize
