found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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