Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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