420 ftw
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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