oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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