How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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