And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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