I'm jealous of your bromance
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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