dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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