We need to rekindle our bromance
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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