see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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