Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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