We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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