I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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