Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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