There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
What a dumb baby whore.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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