dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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