Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I party with great urgency now.
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