You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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