She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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