i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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