Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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