marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
