she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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