We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
