Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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