this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
