Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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