You work out of a Hotel?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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