So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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