question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
high people should be assigned attendants
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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