the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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